New York City Haiku - The New Job Version

I am trading jobs and Cupcakes - it's now official. I will try to keep writing as much as I can, when I can, but for now I leave you with a few haikus of the new job version:

One very nice thing
About the new job will be
Finally, straight men.

Corporate dress codes will suck;
Oh! I have some pantyhose,
That's a real good start.

Shorter commute - yay!
Significant pay increase.
Year end bonus too.

I will miss people;
Ten to twenty year friendships.
I'm not dead, just gone!