New York City Haiku -It's Not The Heat, It's The Humidity

European tourists,
In bad shoes and dorky hats.
Get offa my streets!

Why thigh-high black leather boots?
Occupational hazard?
It's ninety degrees out!

Cafe with outdoor seating,
Get close to find the tables
Two feet from pile of garbage.

Hippie couple holding hands,
Taking a stroll up Broadway,
His and hers dreadlocks swing.

Subway platform in the heat,
Can't wait to get to office-
AC and iced coffee.